cyber driver

A member of a car club who only uses the online forum, and never attends events or club meetings.

We're all going to the meeting on Sunday, but you'll not see 'x' there as they are just a Cyber Driver.

by Bean0 November 9, 2007

bus driver

someone who takes someone else to school, literally or figuratively

DAMN ni'a I took you 40-6 in 1-on-1...looks like I was the bus driver there cuz you got taken to skizzewl!

by Nick D February 13, 2003

hammock driver

Having sex in a hammock at a party whilst very intoxicated, the girl has to have large breasts as the breats are to cave in on the males face during fornication.

Where's Chris right now man? Oh he's off having a hammock driver right now, wait till his girlfriend hears about this.

by blake stephens January 9, 2008

Idiot driver

Drivers that creep their cars out into traffic and have bad depth perception or coordination while operating a motor vehical. They are seen pulling out & STOPPING into 1 or more of the oncoming lane(s) in order to ensure they will be allowed to turn left in a busy intersection.
Or pump slamming the brakes when there is no need to brake AT ALL.

Typically seen in female drivers but there are a select few males that operate their vehicals like so (idiots).

My mom's boyfriend is an idiot driver.

by The_Bread_Winner March 25, 2013

Dyslexic Driver

A person on the road who cant concentrate or keeps swerving is called a Dyslexic Driver.

Omg that asshole in front of us is such a Dyslexic Driver!

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019

designated driver

probably the one friend that’s afraid to do shit but we love them anyways and we also need them so we don’t die and so they can give us that little act sober pep talk before sending us in to face our parents

anyone: hey so we’re going to the party tonight who’s the designated driver?
that one friend: i got you all

by pussy69destroyer420 January 6, 2020

Bus Drivers Bum

Bus Driver's Bum
Have you ever seen a bus driver with a small arse - no, because they are always sat on it!
So this applies to someones whose arse is that bloody big, that it can easily effect tides and cause a solar eclipse.

Good god! Look at the bus drivers bum on that!

by The Dazzler May 6, 2006