skiddly diddly

Aka Willy Nilly

When your UK friends try to sound tough but use silly words to describe brutal shit.

The enemy flew over objective point butters in a bomber and went skiddly diddly all over the place.

by ReverendSamson March 29, 2017

digitally diddling

To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.

Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.

by von groovy June 29, 2017

Howdey Diddley

Howdy Diddley!!!

Definition: Howdey Diddley is a word used for excitement or in doubt by all 2 of my BestFriends
How it’s used: Howdey Diddley that was a close one

by Soccerisbest January 11, 2018

Double Diddle

A double diddle is when two men rub the tips of their penises together, usually fast and sometimes violently.

I heard that Mike and Joe did a double diddle last night.

by Horse_Fondler November 14, 2017

Dang diddly

It simply means to agree with someone.

Hey that is awesome! You know it! Dang diddly.

by SpitfireZero79 February 14, 2018

Finger diddle

Fingering

Tatiana finger diddled cousin terry

by CASTRATED GINGER May 6, 2018

Crimson Diddler

A fiery redhead known to sport an obviously pedophilic moustache and glasses of the 70's shooting variety that make one thing incredibly clear... He's got his sights set and he's aiming to diddle. He is the walking embodiment of a police sketch artist's depiction of a ginger deviant.

Did you see that panel van drive by? Get your kids inside, that thing belongs to the Crimson Diddler!

by Gbly January 11, 2019