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Douchebag

People who wear toques and bucket hats, a black t-shirt, really baggy pants, and either Nike or Vans shoes, some of whom have skateboards but do not know how to skate, hang around the skatepark just to vape or smoke. If they have a brother who can drive, they will invite all their friends over to drink until they black out and force him to drive them home. they're a total joke to the world and thier mother fucker who think thier a gift sent from god not knowing the fact that their spoiled little shits who thrive on thier parents money and allowance then claim their rich then shows it off then spends it until they have nothing other than a couple dirty nickels hidden in their ass.
I cant stand these douchebags vaping on the bus and skateparks.
by Boiled_Babies May 2, 2023
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Consti-douchebag

An individual who routinely confuses the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence when arguing about political matters.
Fred: America is totally a Christian nation! I mean, the Constitution talks about our "Creator", after all!

Jack: You're thinking of the Declaration of Independence, you Consti-douchebag.
by Peejkayne October 10, 2011
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Executive douchebag

A self-absorbed narcissistic individual in the upper echelons of management of major corporations with a grand sense of entitlement with little or no use for subordinates unless they can further his/her career or bonus. These people love to hear themselves talk and lack listening skills. They surround themselves with sycophants that can be characterized as executive douchebag wannabe's.
The CEO proved he was an executive douchebag by always finding a business reason to submit an expense report for fine dining or taking a flight.
by Mr Zabava August 26, 2014
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Chić Douchébag

Equal parts sophisticated gentleman and douchebaggery; usually expressed in style of clothing and/or mannerisms.

The clothing style often features gentleman's casual wear with the addition of a beanie or a five panel worn backwards.

The behavior is generally characterized by someone who is exceptionally polite to strangers but often speaks with vulgarity, often resulting in verbal abuse, towards friends or people the individual has become comfortable around.

Ex: Individual sees lazy coworker doing nothing. Yells across the workplace to him "Get to work you skin-tag-ass nigga!". Then proceeds to politely help a customer ending with "Have a wonderful day."
Friend: "Hey man, what are you wearing? It looks tight af."
Individual: "It's called chić douchébag nigga! GET WITH IT!"
by The Black Johnson March 10, 2016
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CEO of Douchebag Inc.

What you say when someone whines about their job.
Will: Not only did Jack boost my stapler again, but he used all the staples too!

Jack: Awww, had a hard time being CEO of Douchebag Inc. again?
by Velenka October 21, 2010
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Maniac crackpot douchebag

Someone who has no credibility on any subject anywhere.
by oldhoss December 25, 2020
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Warrant Walk-In douchebag

Like Schrödinger’s Douchebag, except they know they’re a douchebag, and they’re loud and proud.
“I’d kill a group of gay people because they are so gay”
“Dude, what the hell
“I know what I said
“You’re a warrant walk-in douchebag
by subway572572 June 12, 2023
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