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dookiehead

kimberly, you're acting like a dookiehead.
by x_anonymous January 2, 2007
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Dookie

Hold up Yo, I gots to dookie
by chingylee November 18, 2004
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Dookie

Advernounjective

Officially it is poop or the act of a bowel movement, but it is also popularly used as an expletive, or any other verb, noun, or word. Best said whilst acting retarded with a retarded voice. Generally followed by "I wuv U" and a hugging gesture, also acted out retardedly.
Dookie!! (Hello)
Dookie! (Ouch)
Dookie (Shut the hell up)
Dookie (I'm Thirsty)
Aaron why do you have that constipated look on your face? You look like you need to take a Dookie.
by Mike January 3, 2004
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dookie dog

1. Blasting a dookie(usually taking the form of explosive diarrhea) on a man's penis, then eating it off.

2. Accidentally releasing your bowels onto your partner's genetalia during sex.
Dwanda gave me a wicked dookie dog last night.
by Grand Master Funkalicious October 3, 2004
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dookie drawers

1. Poo in your pants.

2. The kind of moron who lacks the intellectual faculty to properly wipe himself.
1. Oops, I ate too many onion rings and now I gots me a case of dookey drawers.

2. Q. Hey mon, who dookie drawers over there? Shit bro, he ain't got the fuckin sense to wipe his self when he finish up on the crapper.
A. Must be the president.
by daverpdx May 3, 2007
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dookie

as most people know it, to dookie is to shit, but now, dookie has become an insult, an annoyance, a petty thing to say at the most random of all times, just try it.
Say someone just did something stupid,u go up to them, make a hand gesture, preferably the action of putting your right palm in between ur forearm, and bicep, moving ur arm back and forth with ur hand pointing forward, ur whole arm at 45 degree angle, and simply saying,"You have just been dookied on."
Another use would be if something serious were going on, and to eliminate all seriousness from the situation, you scream DOOKIE!!!, in a very high-pitched voice.
by Timothy Jonathan April 25, 2006
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dookie water

Combination of poop, urine, and water that stinks. Can be troublesome if a plugged toilet overflows and spills everywhere, leaving you with shitty, foul-smelling puddles in your home.
Torpedo Vegas: You're getting dookie water all over my rug.
by Barnaby J0nes November 16, 2013
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