senior ditch day

A day chosen by a high school senior class for the entire class to skip school. Typically falling on the Monday after winter break

are you hyped about senior ditch day

by senior ditch day January 6, 2019

doorbell ditch that bitch

going to someones house you dont like, knocking on door, yelling something, preferably sexually explicit things, and running away.

Bethany:i hate that laurie
Steph:me to!
Dallas:lets doorbell ditch that bitch
(dallas run to door, pound on door and ring doorbell, Yell "COPS OPEN UP", and run)

by BS-BS October 23, 2008

Ding Dong Ditch

When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.

Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.

by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016

Schlong Dong Ditch

When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.

Guy 1: Awh man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I schlong dong ditched her.

by Marinadoom August 2, 2018

Ding dong ditching

Verb

1. To go ding dong ditching means to either go knock on a door and run away usually done with a group of friends

2. Other variations include “borrowing” berries, fruits, food from the front of peoples houses in your neighbourhood with often a group of friend

Oi mate lets go ding dong ditching.

They went ding dong ditching and now their neighbours hate them.

by MouldyJam November 23, 2019

Ding Dong Ditch

When you drop your kids off unannounced at family members with minimal to no warning

Dam, we just got DDD (ding dong ditched) by Tony again...

by sjohnson22 March 7, 2022

nebraska ditch weed

When giving her oral sex, she informs you of an upcoming fart, the other parter inhales the fart deeply, holds their breath, then exhales the fart has into her face for mutual enjoyment before continuing with oral sex.

“OMG Becky! Brandon blew me the stinkiest Nebraska Ditch Weed last night!”

by Ginger McGingerface August 29, 2022