Two Girls One Dinosaur 

The act of two girls having sex with a dinosaur

Cindy- i want your dinosaur cock
Amber- yeah gerorge fuck me
George The Dinosaur- rawr
Amber- oh yeah It turns me on when you rawr. Lets do two girls one dinosaur
Cindy-mmmmm,great idea

Two Girls One Dinosaur by A7xFalling In ReverseA7xBlink February 11, 2013

Barney The Dinosaur

Barney is a large purple dinosaur who loves kids so much, he gives them tons and tons of hugs and kisses. Parents start to get a bit suspicious about him as the series goes on. In fact, most parents are starting to think that Barney is a pedophile. Actresses such as Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato appeared in his abomination show. Parents believe that this is how he gets it on with little kids...

1. He gives them lots of candy

2. He lures them to his house (or wherever he lives)

3. He grabs them by their arms to his bedroom

4. He tells them something, like "Hey, (insert name here) I've got a present for you, but it's under my suit, so you need to fish it out"

So, the moral here is... if Barney is a pedophile, AVOID HIM PLEASE!!

Me: Hey, honey. You think Sarah should be watching Barney The Dinosaur?

Wife: Yes. Why? Is there something wrong?

Me: Yeah, I think he's a pedophile

Wife: Ohh, that would explain why he loves-on kids quite a bit

Barney The Dinosaur by JellyBean600 July 18, 2018

Prickly Dinosaur 

When one has his pubic hair shaved and waits a week until his shaven area is extremely spikey and rubs it against ones face

DUDE: wanna go prickly dinosaur?
CHICK: wait a week dumb ass
DUDE: oh yeah

Prickly Dinosaur by cam oner September 15, 2010

Hip Hop Dinosaur 

A small brained dickweed who needs to learn to mellow yellow.

Hey, how do I piss? - Hip Hop Dinosaur

Hip Hop Dinosaur by Mag3purbroski January 12, 2011

exploding dinosaur 

Those capsule dinorsaurs that grow huge when you put them in water. Also made out of a rubber substance that when put in water they become slimy and grow. Also when a girl leaves a tampon in your bathroom toilet and it swells huge taking every drop of moisture in its path hostage. Also a situation between friends or a group of people that has the potential to have enough drama to take over the entire night.

When you were younger did you ever get those "exploding dinosaurs" that you put then in water and they got huge?

Sue left me an "exploding dinosaur" in my bathroom when she left last night.

The way these two are arguing it could turn into a "exploding dinosaur" if we don't take care of it.

exploding dinosaur by Danny Chaos June 14, 2006

Awkward Retarded Dinosaur 

A hand gesture made by placing four fingers on a surface with the middle finger straight out to resemble a dinosaur similar to a brontosaurus. Used in an awkward situation to release the tension. Very similar to the Awkward Turtle. This was created by fringe characters Jade and Lukalicious during the TV show 'Psych'

When telling a joke that no one gets, one can sometimes get a laugh by using the awkward retarded dinosaur in conjunction with a "wooof"

The 'woooof' can be replaced with any farmyard animal sound that indicates the awkward dinosaur is too retarded to know what sound it should make

variations include "awkward retarded crocodile" (accompanied by a crocodile hand gesture that has jaws that do not allign when closed)

question: "Hey guys knock knock?"
response: "I fucking hate those jokes"

*crickets chirping*

passer by: "awkward retarded dinosaur...wooooof" with awkward dinosaur gesture creates laughter.

Awkward Retarded Dinosaur by benjamin e August 8, 2010

oatmeal dinosaur eggs 

a term to describe one man's balls.

boy: "check out my balls. they're so oatmeal dinosaur eggs."

oatmeal dinosaur eggs by JENYsmdCRAIG January 22, 2010