Twankie Deuces

A slang term usually used to refer to 22-inch wheels. Twankie Deuces are considered highly valuable, and often are fought over for their chrome, flashy ambiance and appeal.

Damn, Nigga! Dose Twankie Deuces be poppin' in da sun like pussy in ma bedroom!

by Turkey Slapper June 27, 2007

Deuce Spray

Taking a number #2 in the bathroom, aka "dump".

An air freshener used in bathrooms after someone has gone "number #2" and has left a strong odor.

Grandpa used the bathroom and the odor was so strong I had to use the "Deuce Spray"

by Scott Bremer February 9, 2009

Cadillac Deuce

Everybody knows that dropping a "Deuce" means taking a dump ... but only an elite brotherhood of truck drivers knows of the "Cadillac" Deuce. A regular "Deuce" consists of going to the public restroom and being exposed to "Rancid Ass" ... not good. For $10.00 you can rent a clean shower room at the truck stop and have your very own "Cadillac Deuce" experience.

"Got Damn ... I gots to shit like a motha fucka ! But I ain't goin' back in there with those nasty ass heathens. I'm gonna break out my reward points and treat myself to a Cadillac Deuce !"

by Mad Honky August 16, 2014

Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the leering experience.

by LivefromNY August 27, 2009

deuce closet

a toilet stall

"Yo, where is Colin?"
"He had to dump, he's in the deuce closet."

by Gusberti O'Reilly June 4, 2009

deuce up

peace, goodbye, I am out, peace out,holding up 2 fingers, the peace sign, chunck the deuce-2 fingers upthe middle and index finger

It's over....Deuce up!

by Mellow October 31, 2004

Snap a deuce

The act of having to use the sphincter to break apart a shit, in order to make it into a size that can be managed more easily by your shitty toilet.

Can also be used to describe the act of shitting.

"Where's the crapper, I gotta snap a deuce!"

by Brendon November 18, 2003