Dark green nails

If she has dark green nails she has a phat ass.

Did you see Jolie all I saw was dark green nails.

by Gorge of the jungle January 11, 2021

Agent Dark Bootie

When a man dives head first into a large African female's rectum, head covered in warming lubricant, screams into the anus as if arresting Rodney King.

I'm about to Agent Dark Bootie that hoe!

by deluxe^sumo July 25, 2009

Seal-Dark

Incredibly dark skin pigmentation, referencing British pop star Seal.

That guy is Seal-Dark!

by spartacock January 23, 2011

The Dark Web

The Dark Web is often confused with The Deep Web . The Dark Web can be accessed via Tor Browser. The Dark Web, is not accessible via Google , Firefox , Internet Explorer , Bing and so on, these browser are what we refer to as Surface Web Browsers. You can still access the dark side of the web with a just a computer or phone or tablet, whatever, It's highly dangerous doing so, a Virtual Machine is recommended, to say it simply, the Virtual Machine is a makeshift computer inside you computer, if a virus/malware is contracted, it fucks the Machine, not your computer.

On the Dark Web you can find:

CP

Hitmen (often fake)

Fake Id's and Driving Licences

Chatrooms

Redrooms

Hacking

Selling illegal shit (drugs, guns etc)

The equivalent of pedo heaven, where pedos chat to get to know each other, often with the aim of getting into a relationship, with the soul purpose to rape their children and sell them off.

And Much Much MORE

Do not EVER access the deep web

You will scarred for life

"Don't go on The Dark Web you mug"

by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019

spiderman: turn off the dark

Epic fail of a musical directed by Julie Taymor. Bono and the Edge wrote the music, which was terrible. Filled with flying stunts and slingshots across the stage, one is not surprised to hear of all the injuries that went down for the stunt doubles. Its not that bad though, they broke several records including largest budget for a broadway show EVER (65$ million dollars) and the most preview performances before actually opening.

Let's go see spiderman: turn off the dark!

no way man! I don't want a flying guy in spandex to fall on me.

by .why.am.i.here. April 23, 2011

Urban Dictionary After Dark

The cleaner, SFW portion of urban dictionary. Most sites after dark is the more mature side, but here after dark is the clean side.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Urban Dictionary after dark
Guy 2: No, what is it?
Guy 3: It's the sfw portion of Urban Dictionary

by fieldss October 31, 2012

Dark Tip

d1: Know from the television show The Screen Savers, Kevin Rose hosts a small piece called the "Dark Tip" that explains the "darker" parts of technology.

d2: Known by middle aged to elderly people as "hacking". People who do not understand a "dark tip" often become intimidated and are amazed at the people who know HTML, or know what a .RAR file is.

d1.e1: Dark Tip: Underground File Format
Figure out what those mysterious file extensions mean.

d1.e2: Dark Tip: Dark Deals
Get great prices on great gear.

d2.e1: That Kevin Rose is so clever. I never want him near my pc sniffing my packets.

d2.e2: Man that dude that does the dark tips is smart! He showed what programs get rid of spyware.. the best dark tip yet!

by MrRadicalEd March 15, 2004