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Dear Danny

An alternate advice columnist, for those either unable or unwilling to contact Dear Abby. Available online, at various times.
Dear Danny,
I need to rant to somebody and you're the only one online right now.
by elloguvna March 4, 2009
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A Danny Glover Moment

The feeling that after an incident of debauchery, foolishness, partying or carousing which that exhausts an individual of all physical, mental and emotional faculties. It is at this point when said indidividual realizes they are "getting too old for this shit".

Taken from Glover's oft-repeated line throughout the Lethal Weapon movie franchise.
"Man, I'm having a Danny Glover Moment after all that blow we did last night."

"I woke up this morning way past hung-over. I woke up in a Danny Glover Moment."

"I got shot down at the bar by three different girls last night. Total Danny Glover Moment."
by Roos26 October 29, 2012
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Spank dandy

A glamourous boy who's known to masturbate on the spot at the mere sight of another man whilst maintaining his devotion to fashion and the gay lifestyle. A spank dandy likes nothing more than to twirl around the living room of his condo dressed only in his best animal print panties while giving himself the old finger funhouse treatment.
Bro 1: Dude, can you believe that spank dandy just whipped it out and started slapping his meat stick when we passed that homeless man on Main Street? Josh has got to get that shit under control.

Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!
by Chaos_273 September 4, 2015
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Bloody dairy

Bloody Dairy: when having vaginal sex with a woman while she is menstruating, the male pulls his penis out right before ejaculating and inserts his bloody penis in her mouth.
Wade gave his girlfriend a bloody dairy.
by Ward the bard March 27, 2020
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Default Danny

A new player in a game called FiveM on a server called CMG, they usually run around trying to stab or punch random people, some people take sport in driving around purposely running them over or shooting them in the head whilst they run around screaming doing nothing else really.
Hey look its a default Danny!
Lets run him over!
Great idea!
by jjh5874 November 13, 2020
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Two-Wheels Danny

A squeaky voiced dumbshit that is like Adam Sandler in Water Boy that races Lawnmowers on a daily basis and is still struggling through puberty at the age of 69
Look at Two-Wheels Danny ridin that mower nigga ass.
by PinkPussyTom May 20, 2016
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mary in the dairy

This is a guy who has an insatiable appetite for semen.
I see we have Mary in the Dairy who is blowing every cock available.
by Wordlink May 25, 2018
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