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Enemies Are Missing?? - a poem written by goofball567 as a tribute for derek’s forgiveness: _derek is love, derek is life. i will stop at nothing to make derek my wife. my life means nothing, i will be in tears; if derek will not come back, if derek is not here. the seasons will pass by, the snow and the rain; its time well wasted until derek’s with me again. derek was my love, and everything was well; until nunu and willump struck, and our relationship: thrown to hell. derek i apologize, for telling you to press R; i recognize the struggle, and i understand that it is hard. its okay to not kill, its okay to not farm; i will accept your shortcomings, if it means to our relationship: no harm. because at the end of the day, it is you whom i’ll be kissing; and i will never again, ping “Enemies Are Missing ???”_
boy is derek so sexy and hot. i sure hope i dont mess up our relationship. IM SO SORRY DEREK
by derek’s admirer January 24, 2022
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My buddy Derek
Yep. That’s him. That’s Derek
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A person who sits down to do up their snowboard bindings to the annoyance of some other boarders.
“Look at that guy sitting down to do up his bindings. What a complete and utter Derek!”
by Typo44 February 20, 2020
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The most curly haired aquarious you will ever see
O my god is that a Derek
Yea, his head is messy
by Ximagine February 01, 2021
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a man with asda bags made of steel
derek smacked my ass with his asda bags
by bumbumlord February 16, 2023
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Derek is stupid, yet kind. He’s probably good at math and some sports. He’s probably obsessed with Minecraft and memes. He probably loves Big Chungus.
“Derek is very much like Big Chungus
by rycantdomath September 25, 2020
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Relating to a gay man.
by Bigpapigrande November 07, 2019
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