Custard Head

A angry looking red "zit",which is topped with a creamy looking cap,and looks just ripe for a two finger squeeze.

If Johnny's smile was any broader
those "custard heads" on his face would burst into the heavens!

by Mel Well February 11, 2004

custard donut

The aftermath of hard anal sex with a girl (without using lube). When the guy has spilt his custard into her ass and her sphincter is swollen, the custard oozes out creating a custard donut. Optional to get her girlfriend to lick it out.

Man, I give it to her so hard up the ass, then made her friend eat the custard donut.

by Dewey Lo July 20, 2011

custody

when a pudding is imrisoned agaist its will for committing a cake crime.

the cherry bakewell is being held in custody after raping a rhubarb crumble. No wait... thats custardy!

by runnybum December 3, 2005

Custo

Abbreviation for customers, used by drug dealers.

Yo I got some fire, you got custos?

Lets pick up a quarter later, but go on facebook first and get custos

My friend has been trying to sell this 25 a gram, he aint gonna get any custos man!

by Am420n February 25, 2011

Custard

custard |ˈkʌstəd|
noun

a customer who is retarded emotionally.

ORIGIN - from a check-out chick

Emily: I was working the other day and this 'custard' kept asking for a tomato sauce. Well after the 4th time I dropped tomato sauce on their head.

by angastifolia June 22, 2011

butt custard

after a man takes it up the arse by another man and doesnt shower. therefore causing butt custard.

"jase man i got the biggest ass-ramming last night, he blew in my hole and i dint shower! i had sticky butt-custard for days!"

by girlsgottahaveit February 24, 2005

Custard Eyes

custard eyes is when your scared of the woods at night

"stop shining that torch at me, ive got custard eyes" said david

by peza2009 June 17, 2009