DR_CRISPY

A DR_CRISPY is typically a gay, white male who is addicted to Kentucky Fried Chicken in the crispy style. A DR_CRISPY can also be a major asshole/douchebag.

"Watch out man, that guy is a TOTAL DR_CRISPY. Stay away from him."

by Saint_Retard December 29, 2020

crispy dick

slang for burned out drug user, a drug abusing asshole, a dude that has been getting high way too long and is asshole-ish in nature.

Old crispy dick is at it again, A dick that spent all his money on partyables.

by Me IIIV October 26, 2013

crispy boi

A word used by couch potato douchebag alcoholics who sit on their ass all day and contribute nothing of value to society.

shaun has been buttchugging crispy bois on the couch all day again...

by masterofyou February 23, 2020

crispy

perfection to which you cook your toast.

biran: "yo, man, that toast was so crispy"
dj: "it's what i do!"

by deejaylovesmaddie December 29, 2009

Crispy Boy

A 'Crispy Boy' is a term used when someone(boy/girl) is offended, pissed, or even is sad.

1. *Kelly misses the catch* OH MY GOD! "KELLY IS A CRISPY BOY!"
2. *Asking the black guy if he is African* "BOY! I AM MEXICAN " OH YOU A CRISPY BOY
3. *Your best friend moves away* You are now a Crispy Boy

by A CRISPY WAGGERZ March 2, 2018

crispy blacks

the crispidy, crunchy black hairs surrounding rob's sweet puerto rican ass hole, cleansed nightly by young cletus' delicate tongue.

There's healing power in them there crispy blacks

by bteam4life April 13, 2017

Rice crispy stick

When you put your wang in a light socket & turn the switch on until it's crispy.

Dude last Saturday I went to glen's house & we tried Rice crispy stick..

by Fifty cal December 17, 2010