Cotton Cooch

The state of having a tampon stuck in your vagina canal because it is too dry.

“Yo what took you so long in the bathroom?”
“I cant get my tampon out. I think I have cotton cooch”

by Kittyqueen123 January 28, 2022

cooch

my coochie hurts real good

"i chooched real hard"
"i farted so hard my cooch shattered"

by poogobbler May 15, 2023

Free cooching

When women do not wear panties and let the world enjoy the bearded clam!

The other day when speaking with Ms. Monti she declared that every office day is free cooching day! Needless to say selfies were ordered

by Thor from Whitestone June 11, 2024

dooky cooch

as heard in the song My Bubble Gum by Rasheeda "The type of girl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum (yep)the type of gurl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum. I'm the type of girl ya wanna take to ya mama house, t-t-t-take to ya mama house."

thats the type of girl you wanna chew all of her dooky cooch bubble gum or take to ya mamma house

by M$ R@$H33D@ April 25, 2010

cooch graft

When a woman has been with too many men - this is a surgical procedure, which will normalize and retighten what has been stretched out.

I heard that Jenny just recently had a cooch graft - it may be time to date her again!

by Cool Mint Ice Breaker February 5, 2014

Cheese cooch

A cooch that smells like cheese

Harry: while eating her out I noticed she had a cheese cooch

by iamhorny January 28, 2022

Cupid's Cooch

Only the best of the best girls can give it. It's like being struck by the cupid's arrow. A guy falls madly in love with after just one look at her vagina. The affect can last month's.

That girl broke up with me and gave me the cupid's cooch, now my heart aches for her.

by Chills1980 July 30, 2019