Cook Conspiracy

A ‘Cook Conspiracy’ is the same as a pipe dream or a stupid fantasy. Someone making a cook conspiracy is talking out of their butt about impossible things like being a mega star or being something they couldn’t possibly be.

~Tranzlucent, American Hip Hop Artist
“She never took me serious
My looks appeared as if
Being a rookie lyricist
Was a cook conspiracy “

“Did you hear Dave talking about how he smashed Tina??”
“Tina, like hottest girl in school Tina?”
“Yea dude, he told me himself”
“That’s such a cook conspiracy”

by Tranzlucent October 1, 2019

The Conspiracy-Loop Argument

Every conspiracy theory can be presented as a conspiracy itself.

A: I'm telling you, there are aliens in Area 51, it's no conspiracy theory.
B: No, the conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory, it's what they want you to think.
A: You are just using the Conspiracy-Loop Argument.

by Azshara October 24, 2020

Gyaraha Conspiracy

Gyaraha Conspiracy means because when one Syatta Gyarraha we demanded for free Slurpees and so Muslims got back at us on Nau Gyarraha by flying 4 planes into Twin Towers (it's a Bitch way to deal with shit). And on Gyarrah Gyarraha, We still honor Our Men Who Died and laugh at those Muslims. I made a great song about it and it's titularly named "Gyaraha Conspiracy (Bad Romance PARODY) ft. Terrorist With Two Taquito Boxes" on My Youtube channel Dylan Fiore

Gyaraha Conspiracy meeans because when one Syatta Gyarraha we demanded for free Slurpees and so Muslims got back at us on Nau Gyarraha by flying 4 planes into Twin Towers (it's a Bitch way to deal with shit). And on Gyarrah Gyarraha, We still honor Our Men Who Died and laugh at those Muslims. I made a great song about it and it's titularly named "Gyaraha Conspiracy (Bad Romance PARODY) ft. Terrorist With Two Taquito Boxes" on My Youtube channel Dylan Fiore When I Watch Stranger Things I root for Gyaraha-- It's a Gyaraha Conspiracy

by The DylINator November 2, 2020

Aluminium Conspiracy

It's like Illuminati Conspiracy but much worse, usually when there's something that's not logical, nonsensical, or ridiculously not so reality logic.

1: So, how did Spongebob make fire underwater?
2: I don't know but that's one Aluminium Conspiracy

or

Boy 1: What's the use of hair nipples even tho it's not even useful
Boy 2: ...Aluminium Conspiracy

by DanishThaMenace December 17, 2021

The conspiracy theorist look

Someone with a big nose, broad jawline, a big mouth, either freakishly large eyes or abnormally small eyes and a big tic tac looking head.

I just know someone is a conspiracy theorist as they exhibit the conspiracy theorist look. I don't think I know any sexy conspiracy theorists.

by UltimateDoge May 26, 2022

mass conspiratorial suicide

when a large group joins together to cause problems to another or a group of others with or with out comprehension of their own actions completely to get themselves killed and they are successful at it.

the majority of the citizens of the United States of America are attempting mass conspiratorial suicide.

by Kevinw05 August 22, 2022

Pandemic Conspirititis

Illness occurs from excessively listening to the news during the pandemic. Absorbing and regurgitating every conspiracy theory known to man for the remainder of your life: EG The scamdemic came from a bat flying over us leaving chemtrails. It was part of the communist takeover, to install 5 G so they can mind control us.

Pandemic Conspirititis: A rare illness requiring 5 vaccines 19 boosters. If you watch the news 24/7 you will contract Pandemic Conspirititis

by Jandice411 October 24, 2022