comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much

I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.

by safetypuppy January 1, 2013

Comfort pooer

(n) A person who finds it difficult or impossible to defecate anywhere but a place in which they are comfortable, ie. their own toilet.

Well we can definitely take Nin, she'll poo anywhere. She ain't no comfort pooer!

by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011

Too Comfortable

When they're cheating on you or using you and need an excuse to break up

I'm breaking up with you because I got too comfortable...

by Doctor Spock February 1, 2025

Comfortable

Come for table

Waiter: "Comfortable sir?"
dad: "No no, Come for food."

by urdadwhostillisntbackwithmilk March 13, 2024

Comfortable Killer

A killer who is oblivious to the fact (or not) that they are killing/harming something or someone is someway.

Look at all the garbage people leave around, polluting the ocean and ground for our future kids and animals.. Such comfortable killers.

by OneComfortableKiller September 4, 2010

culture comfort

When someone, usually a hipster at a food truck or a barista changes their greeting to one that they think sounds more culturally relative to the customer.

White guy steps up to the counter
White Server: "Hello sir how can I help you?"
Black guy steps up.
White Server: "Whassup man"
Black guy: "Don't culture comfort me, treat me with the respect and dignity I deserve"

by Tokenship June 24, 2021

Comfort belly

A rounded belly that protrudes somewhat. Similar to a dad bod. Especially of a man.

‘You’ve got such a comfort belly there, Rhys!’ I.e. Rhys has got a bit of a belly on him.

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 5, 2019