A geographical strip of land that follows Interstate 25 down through the center of Colorado, with cities such as Fort Collins, Boulder, Denver, Castle Rock, Colorado Springs, and Pueblo surrounding or near it. These cities hold most of the population of Colorado and give transplants the ability to say "they live in the mountains" because they're usually over a mile in elevation. They love to hit I70 going west to "get out of the city" and just go to Vail and Breckenridge to ski and drink $11 Americanos.
This also includes taking highway 24 west to Woodland Park and blessing the town with ✨️traffic✨️ so dense that 2 miles takes an average 15 minutes to drive through on a weekend.
This strip is over-welcoming to Californians that ruin the beautiful state.
The average price for a 3-4 bedroom house on 4,000ft of land is now unaffordable to a normal family making decent money.
There are now Whataburgers and In and Outs in colorado to feed this infection.
Buying a firearm in this state is becoming increasingly more difficult by the week.
We don't have plastic bags anymore and stores charge the 10 cent fee for shitty paper bags.
If you're ever convincing someone to visit Colorado, have them see the beauty outside of this stank ass strip.
This also includes taking highway 24 west to Woodland Park and blessing the town with ✨️traffic✨️ so dense that 2 miles takes an average 15 minutes to drive through on a weekend.
This strip is over-welcoming to Californians that ruin the beautiful state.
The average price for a 3-4 bedroom house on 4,000ft of land is now unaffordable to a normal family making decent money.
There are now Whataburgers and In and Outs in colorado to feed this infection.
Buying a firearm in this state is becoming increasingly more difficult by the week.
We don't have plastic bags anymore and stores charge the 10 cent fee for shitty paper bags.
If you're ever convincing someone to visit Colorado, have them see the beauty outside of this stank ass strip.
Wyomingite: I'd like to visit Colorado, where's nice?
Coloradoan: Literally anywhere outside the Colorado Lib Strip
Person from Utah: Coffee sucks
Coloradoan: Literally anywhere outside the Colorado Lib Strip
Person from Utah: Coffee sucks
by CammySlammy April 17, 2025
Get the Colorado Lib Stripmug. When a twink is sitting on a Bears (large hairy gay man) dick and right before the bear cums he wraps his legs around the twink and cums into the twinks ass.
I thought my uncle and I were wrestling, but then the next thing I knew he caught me in a Colorado Bear Trap!
by Oral of the story August 14, 2022
Get the Colorado bear trapmug. Me: Ya this girl I was with last night had a nasty bread smell coming out of her legs.
Friend: Dude that’s nasty ass fuck
Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special
Friend: Dude that’s nasty ass fuck
Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special
by anonymous November 17, 2021
Get the Colorado Specialmug. disclaimer this definition is a JOKE dont actully believe in this:
Colorado is a canadian provence as well as japanese territory in the rocky mountains situated south of the Southwestern territories and north of the japanese territory known as Texas. Colorado is the sothernmost provence of Canada (excluding the Hawaiian Territories and the South China Sea). Colorado has a popluation similar to the number of jews hitler killed in WW2. The capital city is Denver. Colorado is also home to the hottest girls in Canada AND Japan.
Colorado is a canadian provence as well as japanese territory in the rocky mountains situated south of the Southwestern territories and north of the japanese territory known as Texas. Colorado is the sothernmost provence of Canada (excluding the Hawaiian Territories and the South China Sea). Colorado has a popluation similar to the number of jews hitler killed in WW2. The capital city is Denver. Colorado is also home to the hottest girls in Canada AND Japan.
Colorado is the sothernmost provence (Excluding The Hawaiian Territories) of canada. It also runs through Japan making coloradians japanese and canadians at once. Home to hottest girls.
by Knmagor August 30, 2022
Get the Coloradomug. by BooBungus May 12, 2022
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Get the Willamette Coloradomug. After taking such a brutal shit, you have to use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.
by savannahbananas December 7, 2023
Get the Colorado Kodiakmug.