Colorado glazer

The act of a man coming inside of a woman’s vagina, then proceeding to finger her until she comes. The man then removes his fingers and allows them to dry, creating a glaze. Both individuals then select one finger to collectively lick clean.

Bro 1: How was the sex last last night?
Bro 2: Good, except for the morning breath after a Colorado glazer.

by A4 Notorious May 13, 2020

colorado slim

A slang term for a joint, widely used in the states of Colorado, Utah and California.

That biker dude is smoking a Colorado slim

by Colorado slim Jim July 5, 2016

Colorado alligator

The tread thrown from a semi truck on the interstate. Any retread lost on the road.

Holy shit did you see that Colorado alligator it was the biggest one I've ever seen.

by Stelios Kontos June 28, 2016

Colorado Avalanche

When your partner squirts whipped cream up their ass, squats down on your face and proceeds to blast said ass cream directly in your mouth and nose. Often leaving a white, frothy mound from forehead to chin.

‘’I totally gave Bianca a Colorado Avalanche last night, bro’’

by Mintmas July 31, 2024

Colorado lollipop

When a guy sucks another guys dick to see what his girlfriend or wife taste like

Billy gave Dan a Colorado Lollipop to see what his girlfriend taste like.

by William Hawkins February 9, 2024

Colorado Basil

Weed

Yo man, sprinkle some Colorado basil on those cookies.

by Lao shaeing May 3, 2018

Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.

Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.

by Dr Hill February 19, 2024