Colon Butter

Almost like Teeth Butter but you scrape the walls of the rectum and use the excrete on toasted or untoasted bread.

"Is that all natural Colon Butter?"
"Can I put some Colon Butter on my sandwich?"
"I got enough Colon Butter for 6 more pieces of toast."

by SmallKolby November 9, 2012

collin cramer

the sexiest mother fucker to ever walk the face of the earth. He also likes to take thots to Youngstown. I heard they have nice parks there. Collin Cramer like to hang out with his bitch ass friends and his girlfriend. he is good at football and is too good to play basketball for Craig Hannon. His life consists of fuckin bitches and gettin money.

Person 1: hey, who is that over there?

Person 2: that's Collin Cramer! can't you tell by all the bitches and money?

Person 1: oh yeah! I should have known!

by thot123 January 5, 2014

colon cartridge

A hard wad of shit that is expelled from the anus.

Im not letting Duncan ride in my car again. He got drunk and peppered my back seat with colon cartridges.

by Zonal K September 25, 2018

Feral Colon

An un-controllable need to take a dump, or the act of soiling ones self. Also known as irritable bowel.

(A) Hey man, did you see that guy shit himself?

(B) Yea, he had a Feral Colon!

or

"I gotta shit so bad I can taste it, i really got a Feral Colon!"

by smittyj August 5, 2008

Collin

Collin is a guy who is very tall and slim with gorgeous blue eyes that will make you melt. His hair is blond, (though he claims it's brown). He's super fucking hot, and his voice is pure gold. Just talking to Collin will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. He's a complete weirdo, but you love him for that reason. He'll try to stay up with you all night, but ends up falling asleep on you most of the time. You can count on Collin to help you through most things because he gives amazing advice. You're lucky to be Collin's friend, but even more lucky to be his girlfriend. He puts other people before himself, and does anything he can to protect his loved ones. You definitely don't want to get on his bad side though. He's a troublemaker most of the time and an undercover freak, and if you doubt that he'll do something, he'll do it just to prove you wrong. He's obsessed with sharks and he could tell you anything you wanted to know about them. He's probably the best person I've ever met in my life. If you happen to have a Collin in your life, never let him go. Ever.

I love you Collin.

by Giggles0313 August 17, 2018

Collins Key

A completely crazy YouTuber whose only phrase is YEET. He has a younger brother called Devan Key who is much more down to Earth.

Each of his videos are screaming at you for the entire time and Collins often shouts over Devan. Collins has this weird thing where he gets lots of stupid props and uses editing to make the video cooler than it really is.

Ryan Trahan, another YouTube personality equates the craziness to drugs. I dare say he's not wrong.

I CONCLUDE COLLINS KEY IS ON DRUGS!

Ryan Trahan: OMG this dude, Collins Key is ON DRUGS!

by CillinsKeyIsOnDrugs January 6, 2019

Colonel Stinkfinger

A nickname given to an individual after they perform sexual acts on a female partner.

Fred got Sarah drunk last night, and took her to bed. Now, Colonel Stinkfinger has a stinky finger.

by ferg-o-mite February 22, 2010