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Clutch Daddy

The Clutchest of all Daddy's. Known for having the best dick in the clan and being the sexiest in the clan as well which is why he's referred to as Daddy. Is the master of clutching rounds of search and destroy when the rest of the clan shits the bed. This act is also known as a Clutch Daddy Experience. Overall Clutch Daddy is the sexiest and best asset a clan can have.
"Oh my gosh it's a 1v4 who's left? Oh thank God it's Clutchy Daddy! Give them that Clutch Daddy experience!"
by ClutchestDaddy January 20, 2024
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Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.
"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"
by Guinness718 December 12, 2024
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Rabbit Clutch

When you shoot rabbits at the enemy when you are about to lose. Works in any game, or IRL situation.
My wife was about to take my children, but I pulled off the most epic rabbit clutch!
by Rabetclutcher May 26, 2022
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clutch

To be the last player (or one of the last players) in your team in a no-respawn game, and win.
*Dead Teamate* "Clutch it dude!!!"/"Nice clutch man."
by D1RE Finesse July 31, 2016
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clutch clutch double dutch

When you score the game winning point after the other team being at match point for a while.
Doneal saved the ball and was almost clutch clutch double dutch, but Joshua fucked up the pass, making us lose the heart breaking game.
by gardan huang June 12, 2017
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Clutchness

The greatest softball coach that ever lived has a word for a team being able to deliver clutch performances at just the right time. It’s a compilation of individuals each bring key performances and compounding them together at peak moments to bring team clutchness!
The Sooners softball team brings clutchness to the super regionals In a 2-0 shutout against Alabama!
by physicaltherapist1 May 25, 2025
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clutch

zach ertz is literally the definition of clutch
by SMLFAN123 December 9, 2019
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