Anti-Clutch 

the complete opposite of clutch, meaning whatever is being described is not good or is dumb.

If Morton is so anti-clutch how did they make it to the sectional championship?

Anti-Clutch by Steve Schupp July 31, 2009

pop my clutch 

a man ... or transie, will say this when he wants you to play with his package.

WHEN YOU GUN' WORK ON MY STICK?

when you gun' suck my shit?

when you gun' POP MY CLUTCH!?

pop my clutch by luckyoutooshew. May 28, 2009

double clutch 

to masturbate at a very fast pace

I only had 10 minutes before the old lady got home, so I popped in a porno to help me double clutch.

double clutch by Johnny Tats May 16, 2008

self-clutch 

The verbal act of congratulating one's self either directly or indirectly through ancedotal story or otherwise. Widely considered annoying and/or lame.

Friend 1 : Man, I had ladies all over me last night.
Friend 2 : Quit, self-clutching!

self-clutch by Frencheee September 16, 2005

The Clutch 

The consumption of zesty nachos at Dennys upon conclusion of marijuana use.

(At Dennys, heavily inebriated)
"What do you think we should order?"
"The zesty nachos man, they're the clutch".

The Clutch by mswee December 20, 2013

popping the clutch

Taking another persons anal virginity

Joe decided it was time to find some freaky people and popping the clutch with men or women would be a good night on the town. he met a man named Jake at a birthday party and got a piece of that ass all night long.

popping the clutch by cursedhelm July 15, 2015

A1 Gucci Clutch 

An expression used by people who feel extremely happy. Not to be confused with the fictitious B2 Versace Brake, or C3 Kors Gas Pedal.

Person 1: Dude I got a 72 on the math test, but Mr. Mcgee is curving it 24 points because the class average was a 42.

Person 2: A1 Gucci Clutch!

A1 Gucci Clutch by A1 Gucci Clutch July 31, 2016