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But I'm not wearing a clown suit

A statement that serves as an acknowledgement among vendors that no matter how amazing a finished product is, the client will invariably find something to complain about or request a change that actually makes it worse. The client does so while wearing a metaphorical clown suit.
We just completed the client's new website, and it exceeded their specifications in every way. I think it turned out great, but I'm not wearing a clown suit.
by conkspotter November 28, 2011
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Insane Clown Pussies

ICP is short for the Insane Clown Pussies

They are a rap duo from Detroit (who's stage names are Silent Gay and Faggy 2 Dope), who have made themselves infamous for a number of reasons.

1) Their fugly appearance
2) Their fanbase of 13-year-old retards
3) The fact they're wiggers

Let's look at these reasons in detail.

1) The Insane Clown Pussies wear face paint, a base coating of pure white all over their faces, and then their respective patterns painted on in black, sometimes with an extra color (red) to match their outfits. Faggy 2 Dope dresses like a black guy, wears his hair like a black guy, dyes his hair black so it looks like a black guys hair, and talks exactly like a black guy. Nowadays, Silent Gay has bleached spiked hair, while Faggy has braids.

2) Their fanbase (refered to as "Juggalos" for guys, and "Juggalettes" for chicks) are the biggest reason this band is as hated as they are. Juggalos and Juggalettes are all douches... that's what it boils down to. You can be damn sure that anyone who refers to themself by this term, is a total loser. Juggalos will wear face paint, all day. Its one thing to wear the paint for an ICP event, but Juggalos will walk around all day with the stuff on.

They are all incredibly defensive when it comes to the Insane Clown Pussies, which is admirable, if they didn't have the debating skills of a head of lettuce. For an example of a Juggalo's argumentative skills, see below.

The Insane Clown Pussies started a beef with Eminem because Eminem asked them to play at his party, and they got mad for no reason. Eminem has dissed them on their Marshal Mathers album, put clown paint on sex dummies and thrown them into the crowd at a sold out arena with like 50, 000 people there, and made up the name Insane Clown Pussies, Silent Gay, and Faggy 2 Dope. To that ICP responded with the insults Feminem, and Slim Anus. Wow, great comebacks.

Juggalos can threaten you, or say they'll fight you on the internet and then once you see them in real life, they'll either act like he's your best friend, or reject a fight 'cause they know that their pathetic bitches.

To sum it all up the Insane Clown Pussies have horrible music, they and their fans do pot, there fans are mostly 13, they are pussies, they're drop - outs, and they hate Eminem because they're dumbfounded retards.
The Insane Clown Pussies are fuckin' faggots man.

Silent Gay is SO FAT!

Faggy 2 Dope is a wigger.

Fuck juggalos.
by Robb Wrone October 24, 2008
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"Me and Pat gave Honey a clown mask last night."
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Holy crap, who turned in this assignment for a clown map?
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clown's frown

A term used for a woman's vagina, particularly those with oversized labia.
Her curtains were so droopy, she had a proper clown's frown.
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clown car cunt

When a girl with a seemingly tight pussy can only feel a cock inside her if it's jumbo-sized.
"His dick was the size of a tree trunk, but I still couldn't feel it in my clown car cunt!"
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