Cigarette distance

The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.

Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?

Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.

by Grant Rampus February 15, 2019

digital cigarettes

Tik Toks, Instagram Reels, YouTube Shorts etc.

Extremely addictive short videos that people cannot put down and waste their days away watching.

Put down those digital cigarettes and go make dinner. You’re wasting your day away.

by DigitalCigarettes December 4, 2023

Fridge cigarette

A cold can/bottle of soda (typically Diet Coke) that people drink as part of a break, similar to a cigarette.

Diet cola is just a Fridge Cigarette

by c0ca1n3c0wb0ys July 29, 2025

Cigarette Nose

Someone who smokes a shit load of cigarettes.

“Man, that coworker of mine is a cigarette nose! All he wants to do is take smoke breaks.”

“It’s hard to get anything done with all these cigarette noses”

“Larry’s dad is a fuckin cigarette nose”

by Wish bone July 7, 2021

500 cigarettes

What two aliens said after smoking a cigarette

Alien 1: "We must have more"

*Alien 2 presses button*

Alien 2: "500 cigarettes."

*console summons 463 cigarettes.*

by Yaitzjacob September 17, 2025

Sharing a cigarette

The act of sharing a cigarette with a fellow friend who is close to you and have a bond between the two. This makes one cigarette feel better than each one having their own

Me: Sharing a cigarette feels better than us having our own one!
my friend: ong bro

by Mechilcho November 30, 2023

bitch cigarette

A vape pen used to just smoke nicotine, in which the user then goes on and tells about how cool vaping is.

Those kids over yonder with there bitch cigarettes acting cool

by ConkerTheBell92029 February 28, 2022