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cream pie

A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.
Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.

A vagina that mearly has semen ON it is just a messy vagina. Cream must be injected!
Fred stuffed his cock far inside Miffy and made a cream pie that took a full 5 minutes to run back out.
by Fred October 11, 2003
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coffee creamer

A white man who is dating/having sexual relations with a black woman.
Coffee creamers are a rare find, but if you find one you know he is a brave-ass man.
by w00gy April 17, 2006
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chram

Borat's Kazakh word for male genitalia.
You have a chram like my friend... Can I touch?
by jjo6 January 10, 2007
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cream rinse

Conditioner; in the shower, cream rinse is put in after shampoo and then rinsed out to make hair soft and luxurious. It's usually creamy, hence the name.
Wow, Kerry, your hair is so soft! What kind of cream rinse are you using?
by Jedi-Harlot August 31, 2005
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The Cream of the Crap

A company, product, or service whose only nororiety is derived from the fact that it is of the lowest possible quality.
You're getting a Geo? Going for the Cream of the Crap, are we?
by James Bell February 18, 2007
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Cream-puff

An overly sensitive male that doesn’t hold back any feelings or emotions. Tends to fall in love quickly and is often quit clingy.
"I broke up with him yesterday and he cried like a baby. Man, he is such a cream-puff !
by Milenda February 5, 2010
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Coldstone Creamery

An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.
by Carl H. August 18, 2005
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