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chop a cog 

To go and have a wank,

aka rip one out
Ill be back in a sec lads, im off to chop a cog
chop a cog by lordofthetower June 17, 2009
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chop and drop 

Another name for a mullet hair cut. The front hair is chopped and the back hair is allowed to drop.
Me: Wow, what happened to Harold's hair?

You: Mary Jo hooked him up with a chop and drop.
chop and drop by Lord Harry October 9, 2011
Australian slang - to "chat someone up" to get into a relationship with them. Similar to "sliding into those DMs"
Guy: Yo, I've been talking to this girl from my work for a while she seems pretty interested in me-
Other guy: Dude fuken chop in buddy
Chop In by therealfakefakereal June 12, 2018

chop off dick december 

the month to chop dicks off
why do you still have your dick, its chop off dick december!

Chop-stick 

A false impression of facial growth obtained by "chopping" off pubic hair and "sticking" it to ones face.
Nah Monica doesn't really have a moustache, that's a chop-stick!
Chop-stick by Baitos October 28, 2010

Chop Shop 'N' Half 

The act of cutting your high school AG shop in half. Usually the tool of choice is a grinder.
#1 Dude Hortons so pissed
#2 Why?
#1 I Chop Shop 'N' Half and he's threating to give me ISS