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Swollenary Chef

Some one who is a master is the kitchen and in the gym, he/she is talented in both areas. Great in the Gym as well in kicking ass in the kitchen. If you ever come across one of these it’s time to take out your gym bag or napkin and get there autograph. Because a Swollenary Chef is one of a kind. They can create a sexy dish out of nothing while flexing while bringing it to the table. They are a rare but unique species full of strength and spice.
Person 1: I ran into a swollenary chef the other day sexy yet satisfying.
by Swollenarychef November 23, 2021
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Reverse Naked Chef

A sex position in which one person lays on their back covered in sprinkled sugar and cream, both partners then eat fried food while engaging in sexual intercourse.
My girlfriend and I did the Reverse Naked Chef last night and I'm still all kinds of full and sticky
by Hadrian's Kangaroo August 11, 2020
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Ding-Chef

Passing a cook/chill or microwave meal or meals off as something you created yourself.
Dave wanted to impress Fiona so served a candle lit Ding-Chef meal for two.

Ian: How was that new gastro-pub?

Adam: Crap man! It was an all Ding-Chef menu...
by Townsman September 27, 2014
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chef's shot

When a chef working a big rush cuts one of his fingers and doesn't have time to get a band aid.

He takes the cut and cauterizes it on the flat top, then calls for a shot of alchohal to line, sticks the wound in it to sanitize and takes the shot straight for the pain. Then keeps working.
taking a chef's shot at home without the adrenaline of a dinner rush is a bad idea
by duelvirus September 17, 2012
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Pirate Chef

A chef or cook in who takes shortcuts and prepares food with lacking preparation rather than investing the proper time and effort into the meal.
He went to culinary school, but his mediocre methods and skills revealed him to be a pirate chef.
by LogicalTea August 19, 2025
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kinky pastry chef

A pastry chef that uses ingredients from her work for sexual purposes, common in porn.
i totally went out with a kinky pastry chef once, it was magical.
by JP189512 January 13, 2014
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