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love child

1) a child born to unmarried parents

The term is now also used jokingly to imagine what the combination of two people (more typically those who are unable to produce a child together) would look like.
Person 1: Omg, imagine if Jeff and Derek had a love child!

Person 2: YES, SIGN ME UP , THIS IS SOMETHING I NEED TO SEE!
by awbiscuits November 13, 2016
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Now, Now Every Children

The greatest band in the world. Home-base is in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Often shortened to NNEC or nownow.
Wingspan: "Hay gurl, have you heard of Now, Now Every Children?"
Bigfoot: "No, WTF is that?"
Luke Danes: "THE GREATEST BAND EVAR."
by CheyannaSullivan September 3, 2009
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child boo

yeah right , keep dreamim , you wish , nigga please
Jhena:i saw bow wow yesterday and he gave me his numba

Kelly:child boo
by lil' romeo's wifey December 28, 2005
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child support

1) A good idea when 2 parents want to create children, but only 1 wants to raise them.

2) A bad idea when both parents want to spend equal time with the children.
1) I'm glad Tyrone pays child support. He dated Gladys, pumped & dumped her, and has never bothered to see Tyrone Jr.

2) Bethany has the kids, but, no job. Eric hardly ever gets to see his kids. He is forced to pay lots of child support money, but he doesn't get to enjoy his children.

I think equally shared physical custody & no child support should always be encouraged by the courts, and only parents who DON'T want to take their children should have to pay child support.
by $ugar Daddy May 12, 2009
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Smarter Child

A AIM/MSN/INSTANT MESSAGER bot who changes the subject always, kinda like a boxxy bot.


The only way to shut it up is to say "I cut myself" and it stopped talking to me.
Smarter Child: Hello there..

You: I cut myself...


Smarter Child appers to be writing, but nothing comes up
by Raykuuuuu February 15, 2009
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stay wild moon child

something to say to a person when you never want them to change. Mostly a crazy person who is feeling down or is been bullied.
"Today Harper called me a weirdo." I said to my mom. She looked at me, her green eyes puzzled . She snuggled me and said "Stay wild moon child."
by SleekBaeLOL January 24, 2018
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Middle Child Syndrome

A disposition that generally arises with the middle child of three children in a household. Middle children often lack the attention that the oldest (the most important child) and the youngest (the parent's favorite child) receive.

Middle child syndrome is often characterized by: lack of friends (a loner), inability to maintain relationships, extreme creativity (writing, music, art, etc.), an easy going personality, trouble choosing a career path, trouble maintaining a career, quick loss of interest in things, negative outlook on life, half-assing, and indecisiveness. Famous middle children include David Letterman, Madonna, and Richard Nixon. Need I say more?
I am a middle child. I suffer from middle child syndrome. Therefore I am creative in writing this, but also extremely middle child-esque for writing this melancholy piece.
by Senobakaj May 3, 2009
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