carson

carson is a fatty fat fatzo who loves dick and dirty dancing.

Person 1: Woah look at that daddy sigma over there!
Person 2: Holy balls that must be a carson.
Person 1: Omg how do you know?
Person 2: Well look at those fat rolls.

by pussy goblin November 16, 2023

Carson

Carson is the type of guy to leave you on delivered and then when you get left on open you want to snap him back. You’ll also see him play his sport and think he’s hot but in reality his personality isn’t. Matter of fact Carson’s end up being douchebags whose ego is bigger then their dick.But you’ll want to go back to him every time. Carson’s just end up being douchebags you wish you stayed away from. So here’s to Carson the toxic dirtbag you couldn’t stay away from.

Wow! I really should have stayed away from him he’s definitely a toxic Carson

by Daffybugs April 22, 2024

Carson Weed

Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.

"You're a total Carson Weed"

by MisterFister69420 May 14, 2021

Carson

Carson is the most perfect person you could be around. He will never always be there for you no matter how you’re feeling. He’s the seggsiest hubbahubbahunkie you have ever seen. He’s won the best cuddles prize every time. Sometimes he’s a lil naughty tho hehe. He’s one of those rare “fall-in-love-at-first-sight” kinda guy

“Wow do you see that guy over there? He’s a total Carson.”

by Carson Smellie November 11, 2020

Jesse Carson

The hottest boy you will ever lay your eyes on. It’s so hard to look away. He is caring and would do anything for you. He added me on snap but we only talked twice. He kinda ignores me in school😭.

Girl : Jesse will talk to you soon
Me : he’s soooo hot
Jesse Carson

by Frontierfalcon March 15, 2019

Carson and Ella

Carson and Ella a great couple who kiss WAY to mutch but are still cute.

Brit;Did you hear About the new couple?
Bob;oh carson and Ella

by Pierce the pilots May 17, 2018

Carson

Carson, A man that will have you head over heals. He is so funny. He normally doesn't understand that a savings account and a bank account is the same thing. He is a tall boy. He does sports but hates running. Carson is very loving and sweet but once in a while he will give you the finger. Carson is loyal and precious to all costs. He has soft brown eyes. He wakes up at 5am everyday because he is a weird child. If you have a Carson in your life don't let go.

"damn who's that man playing baseball?"
"ahh that's Carson"

by Erica Baxa June 17, 2019