chopping the carrot 

the act of vigerously biting a penis. try to make moans or groans during this. this could get a little fysty so be carefull! (:

"chopping the carrot"
girl: UUHHH
boy: OYYY
girl: UUHHHGG
boy: OYHHH
boy: baby just CHOP THAT DAMN CARROT!

chopping the carrot by the sexy kittens April 7, 2009

Pinchin The Carrot 

Spankin it, crankin it, jerkin it, snappin it, or straight up wankin it.

"yo what have you been doing since Susy left you?"

"pinchin the carrot like a virgin dude... It sucks"

Pinchin The Carrot by BeezyB604 February 2, 2010

Carrot Top 

1) A comedian with red hair.

2) An Orange T-Shirt

ex#1: Dude Shaun White's hair makes him look like Carrot Top.

ex#2: Gina you bitch lemme borrow that Carrot Top.

Carrot Top by superleetkillah-cap-a-cop May 25, 2009

happy poo carrot 

not a good thing
just think about it

"I heard Big Gal Al had a happy poo carrot yesterday"

"That couldn't have been a good thing"

happy poo carrot by brenda! February 13, 2008

Carrot Puller 

Carrot Puller is an oilpatch term for any small rig. The term is most often used by workers on triple-joint drilling rigs, and is applied to service rigs or single-joint drilling rigs.

He ain't never seen real iron; he spent ten years on a carrot puller...

Carrot Puller by W_L March 17, 2010

carrot gland 

The Carrot Gland that creates diced carrot on demand for inclusion in vomit.

After a big night on the piss, my buddy threw his guts up all over the footpath. The volume of carrot indicated that his carrot gland was in good working order.

carrot gland by Ben March 14, 2005

carrot cutters 

Large, protruding front teeth similar to those of a rabbit.

"Did you see the carrot cutters on that guy?"
"Yeah. Those are some awfully big Chiclets for such a small pie hole."

carrot cutters by D Breezy February 3, 2009