Parisienne birthday candles

Cigarettes

This girl was givin' me the gears so I fired up a pack of Parisienne birthday candles.

by fatburner5 October 18, 2011

Roman Candle

When you lie down on your back and have sex for exactly 11 minutes and 22 seconds, only to cum straight in the air. Normally done for special occasions. Can also be done by pouring hot wax into the urethra.

Joe:Hey, you wanna do a Roman Candle?
Random Bitch:Sure.

by rebby1313 June 28, 2021

cinnamon candle

its when you light a cinnamon candle and let the wax run on your penis and then you jizz.

dude i just cinnamon candled on my girlfriend last-night.

by zmizzell February 22, 2009

Candle Humping

To be a candle or not to be a candle the candle gets humped

I love to Candle Humping

by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020

wetter than a nun in a candle shop

when something is truly sopping wet

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"

by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

Candle

A small piece of wax that holds flame to ignite the fires of desire and love

can also be used to "accidentally" burn a building down.

Haha and do you know what burned the building down? A candle!

by Harleigh James March 17, 2021

Ham candle

The ham candle is also known as the pennis aka male love muscle

Girl: I've ran out of fresh cucumbers after making the kids a tuna salad
Guy: how about you come here and light up my ham candle ?
Girl: mmmmmm candle sauce my favourite 😍

by Ham candler March 6, 2024