calculator

people say its an cheating device, but in reality, its the thing that most people use because the problems are way to hard to do in your brain.

guy: ok now all i need to do is multiply the results
Q: 25 x 99 = ?
guy: oh god i need to use my calculator

by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021

Calculator

What asians are not allowed to own or they risk a... well..... other asians understand.

Dad: "Is this yours?"
Reveals my calculator

Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."

by Xyanid3 February 26, 2021

Calcentric

Of or pertaining to all things California
The evocation and invocation of the California vibe

The beach boys music is very calcentric wouldn't you say

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

Calculator

Trying to hid the fact you are gay. If you call someone a calculator your basically calling them gay

Skeppy: you’re a calculator!
Bad: what? What does calculation have to do with anything!

Skeppy: im a calculator today!

by Mo0thh April 17, 2021

Calculus

Literally Butt Rape. Don’t advise taking it.

Person 1: Yo I heard Steven gave Raj a lesson of of Calculus yesterday.

Person 2: Oh no! That’s horrible. I hope his ass is still intact

by CumJarNaughtyboy April 25, 2021

Calculus

Literally butt rape and anal torture. Don’t take it.

Person 1: Yo I heard Mr. Li gave Jar a lesson in Calculus.
Person 2: Oh no! That’s horrible. I hope his ass is still intact

by CumJarNaughtyboy April 25, 2021

Calcium Sauce

Another Word For Milk

Calcium Sauce Makes Your Boes Strong Kids!

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 2, 2021