Crispy TJ

When you blowtorch someone's genitals for erotic or comedic purposes.

"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"

or

"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."

by JR Puffinstuff June 7, 2016

Crispy head

When a girl gives head with chapped lips

" last night I got some crispy head, it gave be dick burns"

by Getrktm8 December 15, 2016

Crispy

The act of getting really really stoned

Let's get crispy

by Dapug February 8, 2021

Soggy and Crispy

Literally anything (but mostly food) that have a soggy but still a crispy texture to it.

“It’s soggy but still crispy you know” “Soggy and Crispy”

by legendarysagemain October 20, 2021

crispy

Appealing, pretty, nice - a compliment

That shirt is so crispy! Where did you get it?

I really like your shoes! They are so crispy!

by Sociology 4A October 17, 2011

crispy

The adjective used to describe Colonel Sanders in recent KFC commercials

Colonel Sanders: Extra crispy Colonel Sanders here with extra crispy chicken

by CrispDrakeHypeness July 20, 2016

are these the worlds most crispy fries...

let's find out

I went to a burger place and saw fries and wondered ARE THESE THE WORLDS MOST CRISPY FRIES...

by BelugaDome February 26, 2024