Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

Canadian Candle

A Canadian Candle is a candle who was born in Canada. They sometimes are born in different places and go to Canada, there’s only one real CC that appears ever 100 years. They’re friends with Canadian Dino ‘s helicopters bees snakes and anything you can think of!

I’M A CANADIAN CANDLE BISH

by The Canadian Candle August 31, 2021

Parisienne birthday candles

Cigarettes

This girl was givin' me the gears so I fired up a pack of Parisienne birthday candles.

by fatburner5 October 18, 2011

Blowing candles

Letting all your homies take turns filling you full of used rubbers after finishing running a train on you.

We had beef but he let us blow candles and ended up swallowing most of our beef after blowing candles

by ILoveUSean February 29, 2024

wetter than a nun in a candle shop

when something is truly sopping wet

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"

by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

Candle Humping

To be a candle or not to be a candle the candle gets humped

I love to Candle Humping

by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020

cinnamon candle

its when you light a cinnamon candle and let the wax run on your penis and then you jizz.

dude i just cinnamon candled on my girlfriend last-night.

by zmizzell February 22, 2009