naked tango

This is sex. It's like a dance in that there is movement, and it can often be awkward for non-professionals.

Hey babe, do you have time to do the naked tango with me tonight?

by macinlor November 1, 2016

naked lap

In any sport or game where someone gets skunked or fails to put up any points on the board, they must take all their clothes off and run a lap around the house naked

Yo Danny got 3 stocked in every match in Super Smash Bros, now he’s gotta take a naked lap around the apartment complex!

Bro you didn’t make a single basket in our 1 on 1 basketball game, get those clothes off and start running your naked lap.

by ChunkyBenis October 6, 2022

naked rooster

Naked Rooster refers to any male starring in a pornographic film who appears to be a drug addict, usually lanky men missing teeth with bad haircuts.

I was hoping to rub one out to this porn clip, but the naked rooster getting his ass pounced by the chick with a strap-on ruined it for me.

by GingerMedic May 12, 2016

naked girl

something you will never see in person if you keep looking on this site

Hobo 1: Bro i just saw a naked girl

Hobo 2: On eporner you did

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 18, 2023

naked handshake

A greeting between two male nudists (or naked males in general) where they respectively give a soft tug on the other male's dick.

I saw Paul at the nudist colony, we gave each other a naked handshake.

by Apacupotomus September 13, 2017

Naked Wasted

You get soo wasted that you either end up naked or pucking yourself. You don't remember what you did cause you got naked wasted!

Dakota had not drank in awhile, his friend told him they were going to get him naked wasted. Dakota drank so many shots, that he started saying crazy things and went to throw a punch. The next morning he did not recall any of this because he got naked wasted! He also fell asleep in the bathroom with his pants off. He cant explain that one!

by Universal mind March 29, 2017

Naked Friendly

Naked Friendly is a way to say that you're fucking.

When her husband asked, she told him that we were Naked Friendly.

Obviously I wanted to get Naked Friendly, she's a total MILF.

by P-kiddy January 15, 2010