asshole button

the button on the side of a cell phone to hang up on a caller before you even pick up.

used when you can't or don't want to talk to someone.

also known as the 'fuck you button'

"I've been trying to call Lisa, but she keeps pressing the asshole button"

"My phone rang in class and I had to use the asshole button."

by fashionyourseatbelt November 20, 2007

I pressed the button

single stupidest user on LUE2.com, not only has he(?) pressed the button, but he pressed it twice, resulting in a 60-day purge for his(?) main account.

Wangsocks are fun and edible. Umaro made a wang sock. wangsock song time!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!
I LIKE TO WEAR PROTECTION, WHEN MY LADY FRIEND IS NEAR
BUT I START TO FEAR,
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
WELL, I REACH FOR MY DRAWERS TO PULL OUT SOMETHING QUICK
I NEED SOME THING TO GET WRAPPED AROUND MY TINY DICK!
WANGSOCK
WANGSOCK!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!!!!

by Some dude November 29, 2004

hit the snooze button

a term for going to bed

im gonna hit the snooze button. im hittin the snooze button mate

by Chevvers March 31, 2008

belly button

The crater left in a person's abdomen after their Umbilical Cord is cut, thereby separating their body from that of their birth-mother.

Neither Adam nor Eve had a belly button.

by Branded Silly June 15, 2009

Michael Bolton

Captain Jack Sparrow's No.1 fan, Someone who loves watching Pirates of The Caribbean movies.

also has a liking for-
Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
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Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile

by cheeseoid October 31, 2011

Bolton Special

The act of a woman gargling semen in her mouth, and then spitting it straight up in the air like a water fountain, the semen then falls back on the woman's face and she smears it around with her hands.

Kyle was surprised when Erin surprised him by doing the Bolton Special after rigorous felatio.

by Dubradio February 8, 2015

side-button

The act of ignoring a call on a cell phone by pressing the side button to silence the ringer.

Alex called, and I didn't feel like talking, so i decided to side-button him

by Deepy April 29, 2006