broken penis

when you give her anal so hard your bell-end snaps off

teacher: "why isn't Johnny in school today?"
me: "he got a broken penis"
teacher:"...."

by pls love me December 29, 2018

broken science

The equivalent of BS just in a SFW format

Don't tell me reality TV is real, that is just broken science.

by M@RT!N October 8, 2011

Broken Dog

Willow- a bird dog that hunts butterflies, grasshoppers, or any thing else that is not a bird!

Willow- broken dog- is a bird dog that has no knowledge on hunting birds, but will point on grasshoppers, butterflies or anything else that moves, but not a bird!

by Twist of Cain October 18, 2011

Table broken

To have manners in public. To act with home training. To act like you got some damn sense. To act like you were raised.

That bitch sitting in the chair at a restaurant indian style must not be table broken.

by 1977 blackmagic April 13, 2019

broken silence

Broken silence is the silence that drowns a situation after hearing something heart breaking.

After getting the news about the tragic accident that led to Teds parents death he was stuck listining to the broken silence that filled the air.

by Cavity88 March 14, 2016

Broken condom

Talan

Talan was the result of a broken condom

by Amelia;) May 2, 2019

broken spork

To be spooned by someone with a prosthetic leg.

1st guy: "What did you do last night"

2nd guy: "Figured out Bob had a prosthetic leg"

1st guy: (thinks: broken spork)

by theattackofZ May 17, 2009