don't hold your breath

When people hold their breaths, it's mean they're expecting something happen. So this means as an advice that "don't expect, it will not happen"

You can’t touch me now there’s no feeling left
If you think I’m coming back don’t hold your breath
What you did to me boy I can’t forget
If you think I’m coming back don’t hold your breath
(Lyric Don't Hold Your Breath - Nicole Scherzinger)

by SunnyApple July 19, 2011

Hold Breath

Oral sex. Also known as "giving head". Can be used for a male or female, but the blow job reference is ideal.

Past tense: Held breath.

Adverb: Holding Breath.

Mitchell: Girl, get down on yo knees and hold breath!

Taylor: ......fine.

by blowtorch69 October 22, 2010

beethoven

lovely, lovely, Ludwig Van.

I like ultraviolence. bitch.

by ske March 2, 2005

breath dick

Sort of like the opposite of dick breath; it's the smell caused
when someone with bad breath gives you a blowjob, making your penis smell like it has halitosis. May also be caused by using saliva to masturbate.

Woman - "You got your dick smell on my breath!"
Man - "You got your breath smell on my dick."
Chew gum before giving oral to prevent breath dick.

by abyssalhunter April 4, 2012

Open Mouth Breather

Open Mouth Breather - An individual that breathes through their mouth when not exerted. The individual appears to be, and ususally is, perpetually confused, not very bright, an idiot.

You see someone from Wisconsin driving along. As you pass them you see their profile and their mouth is wide open, an Open Mouth Breather. Although they are looking straight ahead, they don't see traffic stopping and slam their brakes on at the last moment. This is an example of an OMB (Open Mouth Breather)

by Nicholas Esayian November 2, 2007

Turkish Breath Mint

When one knocks another out, crouches on top of another's face, then farts into their mouth.

Dude, I got into a fight the other day, and afterwards I gave that guy a Turkish Breath Mint.

by SBeezie August 20, 2009

Tijuana breathmint

Any coinage which has been inserted into one's ass and then recirculated. Becomes a breathmint if you can somehow fool someone into sucking on it.

"You know, sucking on pennies helps clear booze from your breath", offered Trevor.

"No shit", responded Carol.

"Uhh, yeah, that's right, no shit", a smirking Trevor responded as he handed over a few Tijuana breathmints.

by Herr Stehpinkler March 10, 2005