klint bonds

really cool gangplank main with huge dick and is really cool

really hot asian girl: god i wish i could sleep with klint bonds!

by klintbonds October 28, 2020

Bond That Shit

The ability for a man to transcend to another level of cool, be it picking up an untouchably hot woman, driving a fast car like stuntman Mike, wearing a suit like a boss, or kicking someone's entitled ass.

Ralph - Woah. Did you see Ronald pick up that super model?
Billy - Yeah, he can really Bond that shit.

When GSP steps into a ring, he really does Bond that Shit.

Sam Rockwell really does Bond that shit in general.

by Jr.Buddha November 18, 2012

rofl-bonding

Bonding with someone while discussing humorous moments.

Person 1: "Remember when Billy Bob tried to skateboard on that treadmill"

Person 2: "Oh yea that was totally a rofl moment. Though when Jimmy Bob tried to trampoline onto a moving truck way beats that moment out"

Person 1: "True that. That was the best rofl moment"

Person 2: "Ah I love rofl-bonding"

by Zoe Dimer February 26, 2011

James Bonding

To jump from one motorboat to another without hesitation. (motorboating two or more pair of breasts)

My girlfriend brought her frisky friend over last night and I was James Bonding both of them!

by Hairy slaughter January 1, 2017

Human Bonding

When two humans use wet seaman and wait until it drys to become stuck to each other.

“How was last night with liv?”
“I came on her tummy and gave her a hug so long that we became Human Bonding.”

by DJ1580 April 29, 2019

Junk Bonding

Actively pursuing making friends with the wrong people for alternative gain or for self sabotage.

Example one:

Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.

Example two:

Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.

by Wholeeyo October 26, 2022

Jayden bond

Cute darkskin has a nice body knows how to speak to women and good at sports . and can eat a mean plate of ads cheeks .

Jayden bond must be a winner

by Jejehh August 7, 2017