by yeye09e09 June 19, 2009
Get the king of the blumpkins mug.The Ultimate Blumpkin is to receive fellatio whilst depositing feces in the lavatory, AND reading the Sports Page. Thus creating the ultimate male experience.
"I just received an Ultimate Blumpkin. By the way, did you hear about the "big trade involving your hometown team"?"
by Blumpking777 December 9, 2008
Get the ultimate blumpkin mug.Commonly confused with the original blumpkin, the reverse blumpkin takes the users sexual experience to an entirely different level. While the original blumpkin contains oral sex while the lucky partner releases their bowels or "poops", the reverse blumpkin is simply reversed. In this wild and exhilarating sexual act, one partner (preferably the male) urinates into the toilet while standing as the other partner endulges in an anus sandwich, eating/licking their lover's butthole. Also, for added pleasure, bearded individuals provide an added arrousal eating the anus with a large beard. This naturally hair growth will reenact that special spark in any marriage that many seek to revive.
"If your mothers like giving reverse blumpkins, i would very much rather to have her email address."
by A M S O C B(KB) J B August 13, 2009
Get the Reverse Blumpkin mug.A continuation of a blumpkin, where directly proceeding the ordinary blumpkin, the woman eats the feces.
Refers to the feces resulting from the blumpkin.
Refers to the feces resulting from the blumpkin.
by Mr Emachine February 16, 2005
Get the blumpkin pie mug.A blumpkin of great magnitude.
Or could be yelled in state of shock, simular to saying "Holy Shit!" or "Oh, Fuck!"
Or could be yelled in state of shock, simular to saying "Holy Shit!" or "Oh, Fuck!"
by John Butz August 19, 2004
Get the Smashing Blumpkin mug.A towel, blanket, or other such item, utilized by inmates to conceal their sexual acts from the guards.
by One Two February 6, 2008
Get the Blumpkin Blind mug.The remix of the classic blumpkin. This take is when the girl is taking a shit (which is rumored to happen occasionally, believe it or not) and is giving a guy a blowjob at the same time.
Sally is very efficient with her time. She gives inverse blumpkins every morning to her boyfriend while planning out the rest of her day.
by mrshermykins January 11, 2011
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