blowsock 

Using a sock as a fake condom to come into. The opposite of a posh wank (which actually uses a condom).

My mum was doing my washing and found my blowsock from last night.

blowsock by Captain Blowsock July 17, 2007

Blowshkee

A hairy man chode with bloating testicles. These appendages usually lead to a person never getting laid unless a prostitute is purchased.

Man, my blowshkee is screwing me over once again. No girl will have sex with me.

Blowshkee by jayboy88 January 16, 2011

Blowshkee Wax 

This is what is released from a Blowshkee. It is mighty sticky and multi-colored. It will usually gross out many humans but aliens on the other hand love to slurp it.

I blew my blowshkee wax all over that bitch last night and she puked all over my blowshkee.

Blowshkee Wax by jayboy88 January 16, 2011

blowsnob 

Someone who receives blowjobs but doesn't give them.

Louis C.K: There's only like a thousand of us who've never blew anyone. Just a bunch of selfish assholes who are getting blown and not blowing back. What a bunch of blowsnobs!

blowsnob by punceortwice March 14, 2016

Blowster strudel

Getting a blow job while eating a toaster strudel

I had the best blowster strudel this morning

Blowster strudel by Jwiz September 6, 2017

Blowsome 

Something so awesome that it blows your mind.

Did you see that guy's T-shirt? It's blowsome!

Blowsome by drgreen October 31, 2017

Blowshitupopoligist 

A word describing SJW s who think ISISN'T and the talaban are good people for blowing shit up

Those damn blowshitupopoligists are saying to stop blaming Islamic attacks on Islam, absolute retards

Blowshitupopoligist by ISISN'T March 4, 2019