Blondes

Girls that love to suck on long dicks for fun.

Look at that blond.

by Corey Pittman December 2, 2003

blonde doctor

The nickname for Dr. Eliot Reid on Scrubs from the Janitor.

"hey blonde doctor"
"hey janitor"

by kittie_crashandburn November 10, 2009

blonde blindness

A situation in which you struggle to distinguish one blonde female from another given the tendency for many of them to look rather similar.

Jack: "Isn't that the same girl that was in the previous scene?"
Joe: "The same girl? I understand your confusion..they are both blonde and rather similar"
Jack: "Not great for my blonde blindness, is it?"

by signon77 October 24, 2013

blonde goth

An extremely rare creature. Always with blonde hair (except maybe the roots) never in a dark shade. Notable for exhibiting a singular ability to stand out from the scene not just for hair color but for non parallel efforts in dress and makeup. Or undress as the case may be.

"See that blonde goth girl? She so stands out from the crowd starting with her hair color."

by Mr Special July 8, 2018

Junk Bloggers

Low-class people that go in your trash can and take scrap metal, then sell it for a living.

I HATE those stupid "Junk Bloggers" that keep taking stuff out of my trash can!!!

by tootfartparty97 March 20, 2010

Blueberry blonde

A person with dark hair acting like a blonde .

That was a blueberry blonde moment .

by Buugyt236 July 7, 2017

Kick A Blonde Day

February 6th
The day where blondes will be attacked but gingers cant kick them cause gingers a gay too

"Get kicked you dirty albino prick"
Kick a blonde day

by SexbombYup123 January 31, 2020