Hot-blocked

The blocking of your view of someone hot by someone not so hot.

I was enjoying staring at this '10' when a '3' with a mole on its face totally hot-blocked me. By the time the 3 had waddled away the 10 had gone. What a waste.

by ben June 9, 2017

the blocked nose

the blocked nose is a sex position and it is when you cum in a girls nose and put your balls in her mouth

person 1: hey I had there best sex ever last night
person 2: did you do the blocked nose

Person 1: of cause

by litfamyeetdab August 25, 2019

post blocked

when you post something and someone immediately posts something else, usually in an attempt to cover your post and/or drown it but can be accidental.

"dude, i posted a photo of my dog and it got post blocked by a meme."
"they are so annoying, they better not post block me again."

by wowozy July 5, 2023

keyboard cock blocked

When you can not use the letters P,O,R,N as it has been used too much in efforts of searching for porn and blocks you from your fun time.

i couldn't enjoy myself last night couldn't find porn i got keyboard cock blocked

by 101phoenix April 20, 2015

Nah, Ya Blocked

Use it when someone comes up to you, raise your hand and say nah your blocked

fattle walks up to you and starts shouting. just raise your hand and say Nah, Ya Blocked

by Cupertino May 9, 2008

bricked

Messed up, not working.

Dude, this party is bricked, where are the ladies? Dude, I bricked out my whole life, I got the A.I.D.S.

by unsonny January 5, 2006

Stink Blocked

When you "cock-block" a guy using a stink bomb.

There's some tool at a bar looking like he's going to score with some hot chick he doesn't deserve. You break a stink bomb within a few feet of him, the chick gets grossed out, the chick walks away. The tool has just been stink blocked.

by The Stain September 1, 2008