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yur bless?

toronto man: ay gang yur bless?
civ: what the fuck are u saying bro
by jr2oppy June 6, 2023
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The Rafiki's blessing

After sex, the man puts some sperms on his finger and then pour it on his girlfriend's forhead to honor the life he just wasted.
Tom: So did you bless your girlfriend last night?

Jimi: Damn right! I did the Rafiki's blessing just like in the Lion King Movie.
by SeniorCornolio February 22, 2011
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smell your blessings

Smell your blessings: When you say bless you out of kindness because somebody just sneezed or farted
"ah ah ahh" ( farts instead of sneezing) prooottt... bless you!!! ? Smell your blessings...
by mali it titi mo September 6, 2017
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have a bless

It's sort of like "thank you" or "cheers"
Ex: *friend sends meme* "Have a bless"
by danidrinksbleach December 16, 2017
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Good Morning & God Bless

Verb. The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating. This phrase originates from h3h3Productions' latest video, titled, "Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3)".
Person 1: "Just tried one-a those 'Good Morning & God Blesses' all you kids were talkin' about, it really changed me for the better!"

Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"

Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"

Person 2: Papa Bless :,)
by AhegoMan May 22, 2018
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Good morning & God bless

Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.
All of my days are started with a Good morning & God bless.
by plopdoggy May 22, 2018
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Good morning and God Bless

The act of eating and enjoying your breakfast while simultaneously taking a shit on the toilet.

As seen on the popular YouTube channel H3H3 Productions
Ethan what what are you doing in the bathroom?

I’m doing a Good morning and God Bless, Hila! Let me live my life!
by JzR May 23, 2018
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