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bleeded

past tense of "bleed",

used by Justin Timberlake in an attempt to rhyme with "cheated" in his powerful song "What Goes Around Comes Back Around"
"When you cheated girl, my heart bleeded girl...
and it goes without saying, that you left me feelin hurt"
by Nigerian Hotness December 9, 2008
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Bleef

A Bleef occurs when a girl on her period queefs, and thereby expels blood and air from her vagina.
Yesterday Becky bleefed all over my jeans and ruined them.
by bpc33 December 9, 2008
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Blee-bo

An exclamation which can be used in any possibly situation that a human could ever be in.

By changing the tone of your voice when you say it blee-blo takes on new meaning and can change your whole entire life,if you let it.
"Blee-bo.......it is very quiet in this room....."

"Blee-bo! don't touch me there"

"Blee-bo, i hate your beard"

"Blee-bo."
by squirrely jones February 12, 2010
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Bleeding rainbows

A reaction some people have when they don't want anyone to know they're hurt.
Oh, don't worry Katie, I'm okay with the fact that you ran off with my boyfriend *bleeding rainbows*
by NinjaFREak111 March 5, 2011
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Bleeblah

Another word for "Bitch", and used around people who shouldn't know you're saying that word.
Son of a bleeblah
by szpinak October 1, 2011
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Double Nose Bleed

The act of two lesbian lovers having sex in the 69 position while they both have they're periods in each others faces.
"hey did you hear about Stacy and Olivia?"
"no, what happened?"
"I heard while they were up at the lake house they had a Double Nose Bleed."
"...sluts"
by Maxxipadmunchesondirtytampons September 17, 2011
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old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

In some cultures if a female is old enough to bleed, she is old enough to breed.
Daddy: "Sally, now tell me when you first see blood in your pants or in your pee."

Sally: "Ok, daddy."

Some time later.

Sally: "Daddy, my pants are full of blood."

Daddy: "Ok, Sally, we are going to play a game for the next several weeks."

Daddy had sex with Sally until he knocked her up.

This is also known as incest.
by Richard Black March 30, 2005
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