batteram

The slang name for the B-100, an armored vehicle with a battering ram mounted on the front, used by LAPD SWAT (Special Weapons and Tactics) teams in entering crack cocaine houses by crushing walls and doors.

Yo, gee, listen to some Toddy Tee's ol' school raps on police brutality and crushing down CPT crack-houses in his track from '85 - 'Batteram'

by lou benny November 9, 2008

blattner

The most complete badass ever! shes totally G. shes rediculously pretty and fun.

Damn. I need myself a blattner!!!!

by dino96 April 9, 2010

Testicular Battery

The act of deliberately assaulting someone with your, or any other individual's, testicles.

I just got out of prison for testicular battery, after I killed your mom five years ago.

by Sodomy boy June 19, 2010

Sand Blaster

To lick your fingers, dip it in sand, and blasting it up her snatch. Also been known as clam digging.

Matt: "Joe, I heard you gave Lisa the sand blaster last night."
Joe: "I sure did! She said she liked it rough and dirty."

by T. sandman May 21, 2011

master bung blaster

Sensei of all ass pounding, fudge-packing, stromboli boys. Known to lurk in the shadows of elementary bathrooms awaiting tender bungs. A.K.A. Walter "Marvin".

Hey Timmy, I wouldn't go in there. MB squared is on the prowl.

by The Old Man (Slurth) April 21, 2005

fanny batter

the thin crusty coating left on the cock after intercourse

after screwing that tart my cock was covered in fanny batter

by ross braun April 1, 2003

*battery dies*

A phrase that nintendo backers use to insult PSP users by saying that they have terrible lithium ion batterys.

Nintendo Nub: *Battery Dies*
PSP Nub: *Pen in eye*

by negroshima January 27, 2007