Bizzarster

A bizzare disaster.

As he was driving along the road some space junk landed on his car which made him swerve into an oncoming herd of very sharp pink and white spotted cats. Unfortunately he died as a result of this bizzarster.

by SandyDann March 11, 2009

Blizzard Pig

Big Boned Women from the Upper Mid-West

Guy one: Did you see that hot girl?

Guy two: Dude you must have beer goggles on! She's nothing but a Blizzard Pig!

Guy one: Why do you say that?

Guy two: She's a big as Green Bay Packer!!

by crazybeautifuldisaster August 22, 2009

blizzarden

When it snows really really hard!

also when your eating a dairy queen blizzard

damm guys its blizzarden outside!!

by walterhobbs January 7, 2010

blizzard bottleneck

When a game that is many years old can be played at the maximum settings, yet still plays poorly at times due to a bottleneck with the engine or server.

M: The frame rate is phenomenal, but why are you still lagging? Where is your cape, did it not load yet?

B: Nope, that's a blizzard bottleneck.

by Hardagain January 5, 2011

blizzardering

to snow heavily

its blizzardering outside

look how its blizzardering in the north pole

by GSJK November 28, 2010

buzzard catholic

One who only goes to Mass when someone dies.

As I get older and friends pass away I've become a buzzard catholic

by hippie samurai June 20, 2012

Bizzario

When a homosexual man finds a situation confusing / surprising

"Mark screaming hazario just spunked all over Kevin's back and it smells of vagina how bizzario"

"This morning I woke up with 6 unconscious Chinese boys in my bed I couldn't believe how bizzario it was"

by Makkaaappakka August 21, 2013