Dog birding

When their dating app Yeah photos may be new or old but they’re exactly what you get

“because they’ve been single for a bit - their app pictures needed to be vetted for dog birding”

“saw her in 2010 and in 2020 and damn she looks good in any decade, she can dog bird me any day”

“When mr Bridgerton asked if the drapes matched the curtains , people were confused - as the Barron’s, were not known for dog birding” (Read in a British narrative accent )

by Asdefinedbycardib April 28, 2021

double-binning

When creating a histogram, the practice of choosing less bins than you have distinct values, thus "double-binning" (at least) two distinct values into a single bin.

S: "Man, this histogram looks odd. Why is there a spike at either end?"
M: "Are you double-binning?"
S: "Ahhhhhhhh"

by BinnyMcBinface June 9, 2021

Blue Birding

Blue birding is when an older male preys on younger women on Discord. Men who Blue Bird often make alt accounts just to continue to manipulate and seduce innocent young girls online.

Loco: Oprh is full of people that are blue birding...That shit is crazy.

by Descending Dusk. Wei July 24, 2021

Julien Biddinger

Don’t insult his favorite anime you’re asking for an early funeral.

Man that guy insulted Julien Biddinger’s favorite anime, he ded bro.

by KingOfTheLemurs November 3, 2021

Trauma-Bonding

The group of women were friends they all had previous trauma that bonded them together

The women's trauma-bonding gave them a better sense of friendship.

by Sierra YBK January 24, 2022

Rubber-banding

The handicap given to CPUs in racing video games when one or more human players is ahead. This often plagues the less experienced human player, as they will be passed up by CPUs moving absurdly fast in an effort to maintain close proximity to the farther ahead human player.

Jordan is always so far ahead in Mario Kart that I need stars AND mushrooms just to match the speed that rubber-banding gives to the last place CPU.

by Zenothys February 16, 2022

Momma-birding

When an unexperienced friend is ripping the bong, so you rip it for them so all the smoke is ready for them to inhale without doing the work

Friend: I want to smoke but I don't know how to use a bong
Me: don't worry I'll momma-bird it for you!

Friend: he was momma-birding the piece for me and I got so fried

by Mike Moocher April 19, 2022