Pulling a Bernard

Pulling a Bernard: Disguising yourself and pretending to be a different person in order to date someone without them realising your true identity.
As seen in the 2010 Dreamworks movie, Megamind.

Chick one: That asshole! I thought it was my boyfriend sexing me up all night. Turned out it was his twin bro!
Chick two: Shit girl, he just pulled a Bernard!

Dude 1: So, I had my hoodie on, and this dudette suddenly glomps me, coz she thought I was her boyfriend. Nearly got away with it, too.
Dude 2: Ohoho! Shit, man! You were halfway to pulling a Bernard

by SweetestLittleBitch December 7, 2011

Took a Bernie

When you rail against a small-business owner for not providing all of her employees free healthcare even though she can't afford insurance herself.

I just Took A Bernie on my local small business grocery store. How dare they not be as rich as the CEO of Kroger?!

by lulzSec, bitch February 7, 2017

Kayla St Bernard

You, or a person you're searching up.

We aren't detectives bozo.

Teacher - " Kayla St Bernard, answer this question please. What is your name? "
Kayla St Bernard - "You just said it dumbass. "

by -Kaylicous May 1, 2021

Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt

A Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt is a creature known to apear In the mountains in northern Sweeden. Despite her petite body, she is an amazing guarding dog. She can bite and run backwards very fast. She is also very good at making dinner, but be aware that you may find pinecones in your porridge. This is a sign that you've been accepted to their tribe because Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt's confuses pine cones for being their offspring. So if you receive a pine cone from your pet Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt they have accepted you to be their baby's father (despite your gender you are assigned the father role). Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt's are always sweet and will bring you a lot of joy. You should know, before you tame one, that she can't control her bladder so she must wear a super soft ultra absobent daiper at all times.

Oh no i forgot to put a diaper on my Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt

My Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt gave me a pine cone!

Oh damn there she goes, my Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt is chasing the mailman again.

by Jonkejens January 19, 2022

Bernie Sanders

Could of been the best president.

Bernie Sanders is pretty sweet!

by Rachel_Bouchard16 January 29, 2017

bernie

to take a dump at the exact same time everyday without fail. With that day's newspaper in hand.

Mike comes to work at 9am and takes a bernie at 915am.

by frank mustafa December 26, 2007

bernie

bernie: , to dig up your dead friend and party with them all night long..

also known as corpsing or corpsey...

david:yo shit dude that party last nite was totally bernie

john: yeah pass me the shovel have to put the bernard back before the cops get here

by TAMPABAYLINNIE May 3, 2010