Hoes before bros

Rules for girls, don't ditch your friends to get the boy you like. Or if two girls like the same boy, they don't fight over him.
Sisters before misters, hoes before bros, chicks before dicks etc!

Girl #1: I like him so much
Girl #2: I do too!
Girl #1: Hey! Hoes before broes, let's not take him any of us, cause that will just split us!
Girl #2: That's going to be hard, but I agree, sisters before misters, hoes before bros! I don't wanna lose you!
Girl #1: He's not worth a fight between us! Friendships always last longer!

by Aprilforevar June 28, 2011

Bro's Before Hoe's

When a male get's pussywhipped into being with a woman instead of another male, therefore putting "hoe'(s)" before the "bro's". This is contradictory to the rule. However the rule has a exception, bro's before hoe's can be disregarded if booty woulb be attained the same evening that the rule was broken.

In short: Don't put women before men unless you will be getting some.

David put his friends LAN above going to the movies with his girlfriend therefore adhering to the rule Bro's before Hoe's.

by Naccache December 22, 2008

nightmare before christmas

The best movie ever starring Jack Skellington aka Bone Daddy. It has awesome animation and the characters like go to christmastown and kidnap the sandy claws. It has the best soundtrack ever!

Go watch The Nightmare Before Christmas right now.

by darkdreamer July 21, 2003

befleft

In a group of three or more walking abreast of each other, to squeeze together and force one person to walk behind.

With a narrowing sidewalk up ahead leaving only room for two, one of you must either walk on the grass or befleft Bob.

by Erik October 13, 2003

Best Before

The date when a product might lose taste but won't poison you after you eat it.

Guy 1: We gotta throw out the cake
Guy 2: Dude, it's two days past the best before, it won't kill you.

by The Man with the Golden Gun January 13, 2013

girls before pearls

A statement of loyalty much along the lines of, "Chick before dicks," or "Bro's before hoes." Pearls used in reference to or related to the semen "pearl necklace."

"You really gonna go shopping with those bitches instead of hangin' with me?" Answer: "Yo! Girls before pearls!"

by Behind the 8-ball November 27, 2015

count your chickens before the egg hatched

Count your chickens before the egg hatched.

I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens

by Fursu May 2, 2016