jay brannon

the best people in the world and is loving kind and sweet to all people

hi jay brannon

by himynameisJJ January 6, 2023

The BeantownFren

When a thicc baddie with a kingsize backside sits on your face.

Mike: Wassup with that baddie you met at the farmer's market?
Dave: We met for drinks, discussed natural remedies then she gave me the Beantown Fren.
Mike: uh, what?
Dave: In the splendor of her presence, she exuded both grace and strength. A statuesque beauty, tall and commanding, she carried her 220 pounds with effortless poise and confidence. Her presence was both comforting and overwhelming, like the embrace of a gentle giant. As she sat upon my face, there was a sense of regal authority combined with tender intimacy, making the moment both breathtaking and deeply personal. The BeantownFren was a blend of power and tenderness, wrapped in the elegance of her form and the warmth of her being.
Mike: Yeaaaah boooooi

by Rugged Rocket August 7, 2024

Carter Brannon

The hottest man alive, has the most beautiful girlfriend and is very very nonchalant.

Wow Carter Brannon is so hot

by Thetotallycorrectdictionary February 3, 2025

splash potion of beanos

the best robloxian on the planet, did your mom last night

"hey is that splash potion of beanos?" "yeah thats him. the way i can tell is because he did your mom last night"

by 42069funnyboxmanepic2020xdgame December 22, 2020

The new amogus Beano comic

The sign we've taken this too far

We need to stop the amogus virus! It has made itself into comics! It is everywhere!
(Also I need to say The new amogus Beano comic because it's needed for some reason)

by yeetus deleus the meatus May 14, 2021

Steve ‘Otis’ Bannon

Nickname awarded to the MAGAt political strategist, because of his uncanny resemblance to Otis Campbell, the lovable drunkard on the ‘Andy of Mayberry’ sitcom.

Steve ‘Otis’ Bannon looks more hungover than the Mayberry town drunk. He needs to be put back in jail until he sobers up.

by LaughingAloud February 10, 2026