Quigley Down Under

When a man and woman go to a fancier restaurant with a table cloth. The woman wears a skirt or dress with no panties or very skimpy panties for easy access. The man then performs oral sex on the woman in the restaurant under the table hopefully concealed by the table cloth. Preferably the man has facial hair with a mustache so pussy juice remnants are on the mustache when he bounces back up.

When Will got reservations at an upscale restaurant, Jill made sure she wore a skirt and no panties for a Quigley Down Under.

by Rugged Farmer December 09, 2019

Feel under the weather

It means to feel sick. In most cases, it's used to say that you feel a little sick. ... But… you usually feel low on energy and feel tired when this happens. To be Sick and ill both mean to feel unwell.

I feel under the weather today.

by April 08, 2021

under the weather upstairs

Euphemism for stupid; unintelligent

Ryan: "Jesus, who's that chick you were with the other night? I sure would like to pound that pussy."
Nikko: "Yeah, she's hot, for sure, but she's a little...how shall we say.... "under the weather upstairs".

by stockman09 November 11, 2007

Six Feet Under

A more poetic way to say someone is dead. Term comes from the practice of digging down six feet below the surface to place coffins.

"Grandpa would have liked this movie if he were alive to see it, but he's six feet under."

by Moondog January 19, 2004

Under 300 Club

An overused youtube comment in which a poster that has viewed a video produced by a popular youtuber that has just been uploaded. If a lot of people watch a video that has just been released at the same time, the youtube view counter gets stuck at around 300-320. Also called the "Under 306 Club" "Under 311 Club" etc.

Thumbs up if you are in the under 300 club.

Welcome to the Under 300 Club. Have a coctail.

by bobmal February 03, 2012

Under-cover Monday

Any day of the work week that's not monday, but feels like a monday.

Wow, for a day thats not monday, this sure has been a crummy day so far. I got no sleep last night, my car wouldn't start, that dude on the bus kept touching me, the coffee machine is empty and just...wow...its like an under-cover monday.

by Seedly October 09, 2009

under the desk support

when ur girl gives u head under ur desk while you play on your PC :))

"want some under the desk support while you play, babe?"

by il0v3shr3k June 21, 2022