Mexican Battery

Coca-Cola in any form, usually in can. Many Mexican households have at a minimum 72 cans at all times. The bottled non-hfcs version is prided as it actually comes FROM Mexico many times.

When in the morning, if being from any sort of latino heritage, you think a coca-cola would be an excellent addition to breakfast. This form of recharging the 'human battery' is thus, a Mexican Battery.

by mikenator.L June 16, 2010

Northern Colorado Battering Ram

When your fucking a girl from behind and you lose wood because of whiskey dick so you continue to try to ram your soft penis in her. Making it seem like you are some kind of battering ram.

"I was banging Suzie and I lost my wood so I just gave her the northern colorado battering ram until I got tired"

by Little Boy's Dick June 7, 2009

doo doo batter

When you take a nasty diarrhea and it is all liquid and it stinks

“Jim, don’t go to the bathroom for a while, I just cooked up some doo doo batter in there.”

“That’s nasty!”

by farty turds May 25, 2018

beer battered strawberry starfish

When you finger your girl on the rag until the blood flows like the Niagra then poor beer on her clit and drink it as it drains down to her ass.

I slipped this girl a beer battered strawberry starfish last night and drank the whole beer.

by Richar Kraft August 2, 2006

santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is completley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie October 7, 2006

batter

The object of your affection; someone with whom you are caking.

You were getting awfully friendly over there. Who's the batter?

by J. Dodz May 1, 2006

Battered Liberal

Another Sterotype created by the Conservative Hate Culture to promote stereotypes against liberals. See Conservative Sucker Punch

Typical Heard on Right-Wing Political Hate Radio.

ex: Rush Limbaugh

Everyone laughed at the Wingnut who called the person he was debating a Battered Liberal.

by Bob_the_Patriot December 5, 2007