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Getaway Balloon

1. To launch a saucer/balloon and pretend to be in it in hopes of avoiding punishment/evading taxes.

2. The hoo-ha surrounding Wife Swap's attention whore Richard Heene and his child, Falcon, who planned a hoax with a silver saucer.
The FBI is after me man, I gotta get me some Getaway Balloon!
by neonbiscuit October 15, 2009
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Turd Balloon

A metaphor for unsubstantiated propaganda that is created especially for political motives and disseminated through mass media, blogs, emails and whisper campaigns. A "fragile shell full of excrement and hot air" that is easily debunked, or "popped", leaving the bearer embarrassed, or "covered in excrement once it's popped" as they hold it.
I got an email about President Obama's "$200 million dollar a day trip" to India; I popped that turd balloon with one Google search.
by Dan Kehote November 21, 2010
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Black Balloons

Black Balloons represents all the negative things as pain, depression etc in your life. Once you die, it pops away.
I love black balloons.
Black Balloons represent me
Why does NF have black balloons beside him?
by Astorius November 4, 2019
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norwegian hot air balloon

A sex act which involves going ass to mouth with your partner and then dropping a fart in mouth of the giver.
Tito totally gave Catlin a norwegian hot air balloon last night.
by Sh'Matt April 15, 2009
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babloo

Auto rickshaw driver who makes horrible cumbacks.
Animesh Prasad is such a babloo.
by Animesh Prasad May 10, 2008
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Baloon

A thing commonly used in birthday parties where people get horny but there are no condoms around. Particularly painful if the neck isn't cut out and particularly ineffective if the neck is.
Hence, also used as a slang for condoms, used when having a conversation over the phone that you don't want your parents to hear.
I got a pack of baloons today for the party.
by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005
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balloon knot bandit

Guys who partake in anal sex. Typically fags but some straight guys do it to hoes too.
ever since i met frank i knew that he and his "best friend" dave were balloon knot bandits. I just don't see why a dude would want to fuck another dude in the ass.
by wpcustoms January 29, 2008
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